It happened!!!!!!



Haha! The tables turn! Polli beats Edward into bed! Tee hee!!!!

Once again Polli tries some home surgery to remove Edwards whiny cord.

Edward and Sophia have been time traveling to see if Pollis ancestors went to bed with their husbands.

Listen to Mr Mackey

Now Polli, Staying up all night is bad. Mmmmmmmkay?

Polli puts her headphones on so she can't hear Edward moan about her going to bed.

Edward tries to recreate nursery rhymes in order to get Polli to bed.

Edward would have gotten away with his get Polli to bed plan if it weren't for those meddling kids.

Error 404 wife not found in bed error

Edward sings his new hit, "Come to bed Polli"

Here's the song.
http://www.smule.com/recording/silento-watch-me-whip-nae-nae/278799548_185624047?fb_action_ids=1000085396679766&fb_action_types=autorap%3Ashare

Edward puts in some getting Polli to bed training.

Polli its got Einsteins face and its on the internet so it must be legit, right? Right?



Women should go to bed with their husband - Albert Einstein

I will find her. Oh yes, I shall.



Soon, I will track Polli down and moan at her to come to bed.

Now you have seen it all......



There, a polar bear with a chainsaw. You have seen everything, now come to bed.

Inspired by Big Bang Theory



Come on Polli, Get off Elder Scrolls Online and come to bed.

Lost: one wife. Last seen sitting in front of computer yelling about building websites. If found please return to me in bed. Thank you.

Ghostly coming to bed........





Polli... This is your husband...... Come to bed...........

What ever happened to those days of the dutiful wife coming to bed with her husband? Now it's all like "I gotta kill this mutant horde first" or "I gotta update my Facebook status".

Wait. Let me take a selfie.

Chillin out.....



Just chillin, waiting for Polli to come to bed.

How to make me happy.....



Polli imagines how happy Edward would be if she came to bed early.

The roles got reversed.......



Edward can't sleep. Too sick.