It happened!!!!!!



Haha! The tables turn! Polli beats Edward into bed! Tee hee!!!!

Once again Polli tries some home surgery to remove Edwards whiny cord.

Edward and Sophia have been time traveling to see if Pollis ancestors went to bed with their husbands.

Listen to Mr Mackey

Now Polli, Staying up all night is bad. Mmmmmmmkay?

Polli puts her headphones on so she can't hear Edward moan about her going to bed.

Edward tries to recreate nursery rhymes in order to get Polli to bed.

Edward would have gotten away with his get Polli to bed plan if it weren't for those meddling kids.

Error 404 wife not found in bed error

Edward sings his new hit, "Come to bed Polli"

Here's the song.
http://www.smule.com/recording/silento-watch-me-whip-nae-nae/278799548_185624047?fb_action_ids=1000085396679766&fb_action_types=autorap%3Ashare

Edward puts in some getting Polli to bed training.

Polli its got Einsteins face and its on the internet so it must be legit, right? Right?



Women should go to bed with their husband - Albert Einstein

I will find her. Oh yes, I shall.



Soon, I will track Polli down and moan at her to come to bed.

Now you have seen it all......



There, a polar bear with a chainsaw. You have seen everything, now come to bed.

Inspired by Big Bang Theory



Come on Polli, Get off Elder Scrolls Online and come to bed.

Lost: one wife. Last seen sitting in front of computer yelling about building websites. If found please return to me in bed. Thank you.

Ghostly coming to bed........





Polli... This is your husband...... Come to bed...........

What ever happened to those days of the dutiful wife coming to bed with her husband? Now it's all like "I gotta kill this mutant horde first" or "I gotta update my Facebook status".

Wait. Let me take a selfie.

Chillin out.....



Just chillin, waiting for Polli to come to bed.

How to make me happy.....



Polli imagines how happy Edward would be if she came to bed early.

The roles got reversed.......



Edward can't sleep. Too sick.

Sometimes I use kitties to entice Polli into bed........

Polli, Ronald wants you to come to bed and pat his belly just like this.

Winter come to beds....



This bed is cold without my snuggle buns.

Crikey! Harry's angry! Come to bed and save me Polli!!!!

See Polli.....

WTF fun fact #1789
Missing someone often causes insomnia. The frustration of being without that person keeps you awake at night.

Sleepy come to bed............





Good night my Polli

Come to bed offerings................



Edward makes a fast offering at the secret holy shrine of Polli in the hope she will come to bed.

Well she was kind of in bed with me....

Missing things in bed........



Yup. In bed. Again. Somethings missing. Again. Yup.

Come to bed thinks.....................



Edward thinks about Polli coming to bed with him.

If the computer was in the same room...............





What would happen if Polli's computer was in our bedroom.

The morning after not coming to bed.


The daystar! It burns!!

Star light. Star bright. I wish I may. I wish I might. Have my wife in bed with me this night.

Shes missing................




Someone is missing from this picture.

If Edward says something in bed but Polli isn't in there, is he still wrong?

In, my, Dreams.............



Edward dreams of Polli coming to bed.

Sorry Polli.............





I'm sorry for posting all those come to bed posts. Let me play in your fort.

Those dragons can lead a good woman astray!!

Dragon age: Inquisition.

Put down that sword and come to bed Polli.

Jailhouse blues..............




At least Polli would come to bed.

Break the internet................




Come to bed miss Polli and get some of this.

Monitor invasion.................



Polli, I am invading your monitor to say "go to bed".

I did it! I got her into bed before 1am!!!!!! 

Waiting, waiting, waiting.....................

Wheres my other half?

More game of thrones come to bed Bitstrips

When game of thrones is playing.

Dammit, come to bed.............

Polli stop arguing with the Facebook trolls and come to bed my little ball of anger.

Posted the night of major flooding in the city.

Come my sweet TORRENT of yummyness. RAIN down upon our bed and bring a FLOOD of hotness with you so that we can BREACH our STOPBANK of awakeness and and dream of LAKES of wonder.

Te he he. I am sneaky. I turned the heater down so Polli will have to come to bed or she will get cold.

Old school come to bed call..................

It's a bit chilly out there. Hopefully my little sizzling one. Aka Polli will help me keep warm soon.

Dinner dinner dinner dinner, come to bed woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know Polli some women would love to come to bed with their husband. Even if he's a bit farty. EMBRACE THE METHANE CUDDLES!!!!!

Grimm is running a new season........

Poor Polli is still up dealing with Mr Jack Barkington aka "get down you bastard" so tonight's bed guest is mr shoe. Mr shoe likes long walks and relaxing in the hallway after a long day. Mr shoes dislikes are chewy puppies and stepping in poo.